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Penguin in a Gift Penguin in a Gift

Rated 5 / 5 stars

No, this penguin isn't frozen. It's all part of the plan.

I am truly stumped as to why there is no penguin-based Flash RTS game yet. The concept is brilliant: you control a team of Spec Ops penguins who do Deniable Ops for the U.S. Government. The game has you fight through levels of regular soldiers to get to the bad guys.

You have been sent to take out high-profile targets in the Antarctic and beyond: Shark al Hussein, Polar Gaddafi, Osama Bin Walrus, and Fidel Castro (no, there's nothing special about him. It's just regular <em>Fidel Castro</em>.). And you have to fight your way to the orchestrator of a massive plan to MELT the polar ice caps: Brosef Stalin (a hipster whose parents, we find out, were killed by an iceberg).

Matt. We need to put together a team of devs and artists and voice actors and we need to <em>make that game</em>!

It could be like Ace Pilot, with great cutscene thingamabobs. But much, much more original than "lolol space guy blowing stuff up."