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[CLAB - Senator vs Gasmasq]

Very good battle, gentlemen. This is my fifth listen.

Flow: SenatorJohnDean
SJD's flow was incredibly pointed, and it was very interesting to hear a new, more creative style from him. Gas' flow is the same that he (almost) always uses, so there's nothing I can say positively about it; on the other hand, it's a good flow, so there's not really anything bad I can say about it, either. Gas seemed to stumble over a few lines, and it broke his flow a little.

Punches: SenatorJohnDean
SJD's punches were way harder. Gas fell back on "raping" and "virgins" (and in the second verse, he put them both together), and, to be perfectly honest, neither were really great punches to begin with. Gas' political diss was a little long-winded, the assassination line was cool, but the outro gun cocking and firing pretty much ruined that one for me. John's delivery, too, was more entertaining: he seemed to have a little fun with his verses, while still bringing the heat, and that's a skill I really admire.

Flips: Tie
Both had some good flips. To me, at least, their own references to their respective first verses were actually more entertaining than their flips.

This was a very close battle: SJD's flow was the tiebreaker.

The Senator for the advance.

[Obsideo vs. Milk Dud]

tvJohnny has diamonds on his rims, but MilkDud has diamonds on his PT Cruiser. This battle is too close to call.

MilkDudisaBEAST responds:

tvjonny come get some PUNK!

[CLAB - PiGPEN vs suddle]

Suddle had way better flow and his lyrics flowed better. That was a wack-ass beat though.

[CLAB - Byron vs Scuare]

Scuare for the advance.

[CLAB - Blest vs Byron]

Blest had exactly the same goddamn flow that he had in his battle against me, and pretty much had the same rhyme scheme too. Once again, none of his attacks were personal, which once again suggests that he did little to no research on his opponent.

[CLAB - tvJohnny vs Scuare]

tvJohnny murdered it. He gets my vote.

[CLAB - Teqneek vs Lil C]

Teqneek for the advance.

I have no idea what Lil C was doing: he sounded like one of those parrots that just repeats random lines its owner said. Elevator eyes? What the actual fuck?

[CLAB - P64 vs Wyze]

Liked P64's style, flow, diction, and voice more for the track. Wyze sounded forced.

P64 for the win. Since, apparently diction and track volume are decisive factors now...

[CLAB - Rampant vs Blest]

Here are the lyrics from my verses:

[Verse One - Rampant]
"Mr. In-depth Metaphors"
The only thing you've taken in-depth and intense
Is your dad's cockâEU¦ or was it your mom's?
Have they legalized gay marriage in whatever shit state you're from?
I met with Rick Santorum: he claims he's pro-life, right?
Five minutes on your profile and he changed his mind
I guess inevitably all these politicians flip-flop
But he heard you rapping
And wanted you to stop before you were born
"It's the Ron Paul Revolution!"
Excuse me - the Rampant Evolution; don't mind the intrusion
My final solution's a personal recipe: half pound of ground beef,
3/4 cup internal rhyme scheme, 1/3 of a cup of fresh-packed beat
(And not the kind of canned shit you usually get for free)
Bake for 20 minutes on high heat
So good, your first 16 will have to be my verse set on repeat

[Verse Three - Rampant]
Hot damn, how could you be so monotone?
I'm spittin' color, this motherfucker spits monochrome
You open your mouth, I yawn, the audience groans
Shoulda postponed your drone and come up with some better punches to throw
The first time I heard of Blest was in 2010
Immediately wanted to put a bullet through my own head
So I did, and now I'm back from the dead
Hauntin' this ghost of a rapper who's no better now than he was back then
"Your career and your rhymes are stagnant, scant"
And I'm sorry, what's so fucking hard to understand?
Red: do you think I could get a first-round transplant;
Battle a rapper who's more worthy of my time than this man?
If I'm the aggressor, I'll fuck with your mind like Escher
Take you to school, 'cos the professor is in
And your shitty rhythms are a disease on my ears as
Stephen Hawking has more voice modulation than you have

Good luck, Blest.

BigRed responds:

For the record, I generally prefer that you do not post lyrics like this. If you need to clarify a line or two that's fine but don't post the whole thing like this.

[Hella Purp - lil c w. lyr]

Back up like a fuckin' tractor truck, if you don't, better go beep, beep? That's quite humorous. Have you considered comedy rap as a career?

EmpireMusic responds:

nahh not really, the name lil c, is for junior so more immature on the flow but more real emotion I guess, but no comedy thanks tho :D

God Bless